What is an owl’s favorite subject at school? Owlgebra! How does an owl like to dance? Owl out on the dance floor! What’s an owl’s favorite style of music? Owlternative rock! What’s an owl’s favorite kind of weather? Owling wind! What’s an owl’s favorite salad dressing? Owl and Vinegar!
Ok, Ok. we’ll stop. Momentarily. But really, don’t be a such wise guy; snatch up this Adult Owl Costume ASAP and you, too, can make up owl puns ‘til the owls come home. We can already tell you’re pretty smart by the mere fact that you’re drawn to take this cool costume home to your nest; it seems like a wise owl may be a natural fit for you, smarty pants. Really, though, what better costume for a woods-lover such as yourself than a smart and sleek brown owl? You’re out hiking practically owl of the time; rather than hoping to glimpse an owl in the wild, you can spend Halloween simply becoming the owl your pals are hoping to glimpse. It’s a wing-wing situation.
This two-piece costume is made of velour so you can stay cozy even as you flap around to a bunch of shindigs. The hood has foam padding for shape and an appliqued owl face to ensure no one wastes time asking WHO, WHO has the best costume tonight? The only downside to dressing this darn smart is that everyone will ask you to impart your wisdom. When you get tired of the chit-chat, we know just where we’ll find you—at karaoke singing “Owltel California.”