The toughest part about securing your place as the Dark Northern King isn’t fighting off waves of giant opponents or even the ice-covered living dead. Nor is it the struggles with being so darkly beautiful. No, the real struggle is the bloody wind. It’s angry, hostile, and bitter. We’re not talking bitter-cold, either. Jealousy is the only explanation for the things that the coming winter winds will do to a Northern King’s rich locks.
We know that it’s terrible having to deal with bed head in the middle of the afternoon. That’s why we have the grand Dark Northern King Wig available, just for you, our liege. The synthetic hair on an elastic edged mesh cap is just the right length, just the right amount of curl, and just the right amount of tousle up to effortlessly give you the look of a ragged warrior. You have plenty to fight, so spare yourself need to fight your hair, too!