Saving the city is rough, but we obviously appreciate everything that you’re doing for us. The last time that you risked your limbs to free us from the reign of the terrible tyrannosaur troubadours—and, believe me, I’ll never understand how they manage to play those trombones with such proficiency with those tiny arms—we’ve seen that some heroes arrive looking… less than heroic, let’s just say.
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